Khaleesi, Mother of Wyrms
When we walk the Moochi after a rainstorm, she will get so distracted by worms on the road that we sometimes endure serious delays while they get ferried to a convenient yard. Moach and I don’t mind.
When she plays Animal Cross, she surrounds her house with beautiful flotties. We don’t mind; it’s easy to track where she’s been.
She’s transformed the backyard into a home for pollinators, native plants and garden experiments. We’re living with a reincarnation of Bob Ross and we don’t mind.