Worked EXACTLY As I Planned

Cooked up three pork steaks for the meat eaters in the family.

The surprise and delight expressed at their deliciousness shows my plan that has been in the works for decades has succeeded.

When no one thinks you can cook, they don’t ask you to cook.

When you do cook, and it tastes delightful, the recipient is always so stunned and grateful.

Next week, more in my series; how to take over the world.