Judicial Committee-Points For Creativity

The bigs were home with a fever and sore throats at the beginning of this week, so no JC stories up until they returned to Sudbury.

The stories made up for it today.

In one exciting incident, one participant threatened to, “push their phone through someone’s neck and gouge their eyeballs out from the inside.”

That sounds more like a Halloween campfire story than an actual threat. And bonus points for great literary creativity.

In another case with more throwing (Why they haven’t started a Sudbury baseball or football team yet I cannot imagine. The pitching these people do…), the complainee (thrower) said it wasn’t really a problem because they missed.

Guess they don’t get to be on the baseball team.

I’m so glad the big kids are feeling better so that I’m not missing out on these stories.