Swimming in Winter Waters

My software team uses a AI review tool called Coderabbit that summarizes changes we're making, identifies areas to improve and also writes a little poem to go with each change. It started fun, but after 1000 little bits of doggerel, I'm tired of the dogpoo. They're variants of A/A/B/B gleeful rabbit stories. Here's one:

🐰 Hops through types with glee,
New domains dance wild and free,
Selection, state, and config bold,
Type-safe stories waiting to be told!

Hoping for espresso rather than instant, I gave Claude (another AI tool) this assignment,

Not bad at all, especially with maintaining meaning through the languages.

Proud to have auto-composed some Japanese, I attempted to show it to Buster.

His translation, preserving the 5-7-5.

functions resemble
swimming in winter waters:
it causes me pain

He notes:

5-7-5 is so much more restrictive in japanese than it is in english
also for what it's worth i don't actually have that much beef against functions