Pusheen the CFFEEE

When chilling in the living room, it's a tradition to put on some sweet lofi beats, which led to the following exchange on the family Slack.
Ginnie:
Okay, I know these ai things are not great, but this one is especially whakadoo.
The words on the board are bad. There's a wind spinner spinning indoors, but the worst is the long-tailed bird on the table, followed by the lump of a frog on the floor on the left side, but the absolute worst is the yellow bird having some sort of catatonic seizure on the floor on the right side.

I'm sending video so I don't have to suffer alone.
Suffer!
Buster:
no clue what you're talking about, that's a perfectly normal cafe. now can i get one beatus for 4 dollars and 2S cents
Monkey:
what you don't want a mano for 1220
Busʇer:
that's too expensive. i'll get a st.orkan instead
Monkǝy:
that is clearly a st.crkan
ɹǝʇsnq:
you can't escape pedants even in pusheen cffeee 😞
Mank'y:
i'll have the pumpkin specal