That Came Out Wrong...

I was the Service Coordinator at church today. This means I’m the glue. I’m the guide. I’m the cook in the kitchen. I help people feel welcome.

That, at least, is the goal. 🤦

Our church always shares lunch together in our Social Hall after the service. Members pay a small amount. Visitors are our guest and do not need to pay for lunch.

In closing out the service today I meant to say, “Visitors, please be our guest at lunch.”

What I said was, “Visitors, please be our lunch.”

Hilarity ensued.

This picture is not from today, but my laughter was the same.

Thank God they love me at church.

Hoping your day has been cannibal free.

😆😜