Things I Never Said To My Parents...

“Mom, would you rather have your eyes gouged out or be killed?”

“If you had to die in a car accident but it would bring about world peace, would you do it?”

“Mom, which do you like better: leather armor or diamond armor?”

“May I log onto gmail to check something real quick?”

“Just to be clear, I’m getting out of the pool of my own free will, not because you told me to.” (This was said in a sweet, smiley way.)

And finally, when the Buster was asked why he was on the couch reading a book when it was chore time:

“I’m engaged in the period of laziness that must come before work.”